“the LeBron James of sportscasters.”

you’re shit out of luck if you’re someone with hips, boobs, or generally shaped in a less tube-like manner

Uhuh, so who runs that appeals process? Blizzard again? Sounds fair...

Let’s say you’re one of the top Overwatch players in the world. You’ve made the Olympic team, but for some reason Blizzard decides to ban you. Can you name any other sport where a private company can ban someone from the Olympics for any reason?

“headline herpes”

No veteran competitive gamer grew up with Overwatch

I’m far more impressed by how much of that racket he can fit up his ass than anything else he’s ever done on a tennis court.

You don’t know who’s in his dildo group. What if there are multiple Toms sharing dildos? Things could get awkward.

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

I think you’re missing the point.

The Jets have set their own bar too high...wake me up when someone gets a season ending injury from a locker room fight.

So if I’m understanding correctly, Browns fans are supposed to be excited by a QB that was dumped on them in favor of:

Do they have to keep it a street? Because that would make a nice community swimming pool or low income housing.

I find this hard to believe.

what about palm strike?

The weapons/tools are “hands, fist, feet, teeth.”

What was Roi’s 40 time?

It’s ‘ready? break!’ not ‘break! ready?’

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No one expects the Jets to contend this season century