What’s even funnier is that buying two tickets is cheaper than parking.

some pushing and shoving and a couple angry kicks of a ball

I’ll have what she’s having.

Unfortunately for the Cavs, he’s a master of disguise.

All construction has to be done a decent distance from the river. I know in Brownsville, UT lost soccer fields to the other side of the wall built there.

Getting the money is easy. Seizing private property is hard. There are still court cases going on in Texas from the border wall Bush tried to build a decade ago.

I’m so sick of these Compete crossposts.

The difference between that one and this one is that the Brown’s kid already has a 1000 yd stare. They’re already numb to pain and resigned to the fact that their team will always suck. The Atlanta kid had hope, the Browns kid’s hope died before they were born.

Is that even legal? Changing the transcripts after the fact seems like it’s akin to destruction of official documents.

Really this entire article can be encapsulated by a single graphic:

A really long hose.

Why is it either or? There’s no limit to the number of amendments you can propose.

That doesn’t work because most people are insured by their work just like congress. They need to forced to buy their own coverage like the typical retail employee or fast food worker.

It actually goes a long way to explaining republicans when you understand that many of them are incapable of empathy or feel empathy at diminished rates. Not simply because they’re bad people, but because they’re actually wired differently.

That makes no sense. They’re going to cut health insurance anyway. Right now they’ll still be covered under the congressional plan. At least the other way they’ll have to pay for it and people like McCain will realize they can’t get it at all because no one is willing to offer it to them.

He’s not rich enough that writing a hundred thousand dollar check isn’t going to hurt and even getting a nurse to talk to him is going to cost a few hundred dollars.

Man he picked a bad year. Texans are going to look at their QB situation and be like ‘do we even really need an offensive line?’

Simple fix. Remove all healthcare from congressional compensation packages. Make them buy their own. Maybe McCain changes his mind when he realizes brain cancer is a pre-existing condition.

“The Knicks are now a functional organization”