Oh, yeah, everyone else in the bar was clearly uncomfortable with these rude assholes and just waiting for them to leave. No Joycian figure took it upon themselves to roll of their sleeves and eject them, though.

I never thought some paint on a piece of canvas would make me feel such unease. It's really affecting.

The whole Northern Renaissance is fascinating, but the sheer weirdness and horror displayed by Bosch makes him an all-time favorite.

Americans abroad generally suck. My wife and I were in a pub in Ireland, two Americans by ourselves playing cards and drinking pints, and the other Americans were a bunch of loud, obnoxious golfers who were hugging people and getting in their faces, and all the Irish were too polite to say anything. I saw one guy…

You say that like giant spiders aren't fucking terrifying.

I have a couple of books that collect interviews with King over the years, and in one interview during the time he was writing IT he describes it as "having all the monsters" or something to that effect.

As long as the Richard Upton Pickman cameo is still there, I'll be happy.

"I never really wanted to be a train driver, you know. I mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left school I'd
be head of British Steel. That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? I mean, you look at statistics, right. 83% of top British management have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 93% of…

That's horrifying.

That da Vinci, what a hack. That goddam flying level in "Assassin's Creed: the Rome one" is entirely his fucking fault.

Bosch. "The Garden of Earthly Delights." But just the right hand part of the triptych. Also, "Saturn Devouring His Children" by Goya.

Was looking for this ref. Did not disappoint.

Michelangelo's David is pretty famous, though.

Ghosts?

It's too fucking terrifying to be funny.

I do feel a lot like Sisyphus, most days.

How many fans does he actually have? Let's be realistic here. If he had a viable musical career, he wouldn't be doing this.

Put it in the BatVac, Robin. We'll analyze the handwriting and find out if this is the Riddler, the Joker, or the Bookworm!

I know. "Money" is not a difficult word to spell. Nine years old… if he exists, this poor kid is not getting the education and attention he deserves.

I really hope it is an imaginary kid. No nine year old deserves the shitstorm that Pickle is about to receive.