He was always a badass. Anyone who can sic a great white on some hombre - but chooses not to - is categorically a badass. Even wearing orange chainmail.

But then you have all the other superheroes to worry about.

Those are some good ones. But be warned: some of them are very, very bad.

Now I got the SuperFriends theme song in my head.

Hush, child. Adults are talking.

Puella est in fossam.

Ipso ergo facto sum.

They're the kind of band you want to listen to while sitting in a pumpkin patch.

Cats will kill those goblins that try to steal your breath, though. And they hate skinwalkers like nobody's business.

We would try to get our dog to react to the television. She howled whenever fire trucks drove by, so sirens on the TV would do the same, right? She'd just twitch her ears and look at us as if we were insane.

In conclusion, dogs are AWESOME.

I'm no scientist, and I don't play one on TV, but it seems to me that varying levels of testosterone or estrogen in a person's body could impact their behavior (excessive levels of one vs. pitiable levels of the other, for example). That could be argued to lead to some kind of "inherently" masculine (which wouldn't be…

Jesus fucking Christ. Boundaries, people, they're there for a reason!

I'm really not looking forward to the Talk with L'il Punk.

I would say making a couple of DVDs after one conversation is too much too soon.

In a confined space, where he couldn't make full use of his powers, yes, Thor got manhandled. But it's not like Hulk could do anything against the tactic Thor used against the Destroyer in the first movie - picked up by a tornado and then hammered to pieces from afar.

I once thought as you did. But when I watch old movies where everyone chain smokes, all I can do now is imagine how they smell. [shudder]

We know how that sounded, too.

Days later but… I think she only absorbed and redirected Ares' lightning. She didn't generate any herself.

And yet one of the things I liked about it was the lack of light speed or lasers.