I like the cut of your jib.

I think I'd happily kill Guy Ritchie to make a film adaptation of the Mabinogian.

Uh, the Green Knight's name is Bercilak de Hautdesert. [snort] Everyone knows that!

They're totally accurate to the period in which the stories were written, though, which is basically how Mallory and de Troyes and the rest went about it anyway.

Vikings post-dates Arthur by about three centuries.

Ride a giant snail? Are you mad? I'm a go hang with the Road Hogs, thanks.

I saw that on a plane. It was not good.

If only.

I feel like I missed an episode. These are hard to track.

My wife once left her purse at one metro station. We didn't notice until we were at the next one. We had the guards at the one call the other - no one saw the bag. Still, we went to look ourselves and found it right where she had left it. Security in DC is a fucking joke. I mean, it was a tremendous relief that no one…

I an an atheist. It would be easy to dismiss religion based on all the evil that has been done in its various names over the past 5,000 or so years. But in doing so, you would also have to dismiss all the good that religion and belief have done in that same span of time. Sure, there's been human sacrifice and…

Why did I click on this article? Did I want to make myself cry? I guess so.

Right? I mean, tax breaks for the 1% are one thing, but attacking Medicaid has to be political suicide - for any other politician, of course.

No, no, no. There's still seventeen more "things" planned between now and the end of June. One of those HAS to do it. And the crew is cooking up some really hilarious "things" for the dog days of August. I don't think you'll want to miss them!

Catsup… or ketchup?

Hey, it worked for Oedipus. He was king of Thebes for a good twenty years before that whole anger of the gods thing caught up with him.

Self-fulfilling prophecies are the worst prophecies, I tells ya.

No one complained when it was Reagan!

No, you're right. The character was at least half-Greek, though. I think she even brings up Elektra vis a vis revenge or something.

Yes, definitely give it a go. There's the usual puns and double entendres and what have you, but there's also a lot of stuff like Bond cold-bloodedly pushing a car occupied by a villain over a cliff. Some cool underwater stuff and a tense climbing sequence, plus one of the best ski battles in the series.