It had potential, but the changes from the book were all for the worse.

Looks like he managed to sell Tinytown to the Japanese after all.

I'm sure there was more to recommend it, but I remember mainly liking Indian in the Cupboard for the part where Darth Vader fights a T. Rex.

I was blown away by the first two thirds, but it kinda loses steam at the end. Actually, that's my criticism for basically every Ghibli movie, even my favorites.

Is Home Alone the prototype for Rube Goldberg devices in kids movies? I thought it was Goonies.

Haha really? How so? Do I need to watch the show to get it?

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus  Christ, how much darker and weirder can it get?

Even if I was a dirty old man, what does that matter when it comes to voice acting?

I just started seeing a new psychiatrist who has a phrenology poster on her office wall. This does not bode well.

What else do you boycott? Pizza? Masturbation? Those get a lot of positive reviews too.

Never knew his father, and has an unhealthy psychosexual relationship with his mother? Geez, I kinda feel bad for making fun of the guy now.

Is "smarm" an emotion?

Eh, it's not so much the cuteness as the intelligence. Even idiots like chickens and cows have more going on upstairs than those scaly dummies.

So, what's with all the apostrophes? Are you a whimsical 19th century chap, or Ziggy?

Afer the trial of Captain Hook, there isn't a whole lot of material left. The pixies attempt to ban the phrase "I don't believe in fairies" as hate speech, and the Indians sue for land rights, then Pete loses the boys to Social Services.

That's just an adjective though. Little people don't object to the word little.

Well, it is stupid and weird. But in a good way.

"snarling feline beastie with a scorpion stinger"

Anti-semite.

"But honey… uh… think of the kids! Who's gonna look after them?"