The fact that The Internship poster's visual style clearly evokes the premise makes it, by default, better than 90% of movie posters in the last 10 years.

Of all the onomatopoeias to use…

I like reading his initials phonetically, though. I'm going to do that from now on.

Showing towns being destroyed and then never acknowledging the suffering incurred or daring to suggest that Superman might have acted inappropriately does not constitute taking a premise seriously. It's silly escapism that glorifies wanton destruction and dismisses consequences. In Dark Knight, Batman's second-closest…

I didn't read the Aronofsky comment so much as a diss to Mangold's quality, more an acknowledgment of their different styles. It would be cool to have a superhero movie with a distinct authorial sensibility, rather than relentless competence. It's like getting Joe Quesada to illustrate your comic instead of Dave…

I mean, it's not a terrible movie, but compared to the other Iron Mans and even, like, Captain America and Thor, it's pretty damn mediocre, especially considering what a stacked cast it had to work with.

Eh, I'm a Refn fanboy, but I don't think his trademark static, haunted tone defined more by absence than excess lends itself very well to superhero movies. Maybe Watchmen.

The Haunting in Connecticut. In fairness, that box art and that special effect were pretty dope, though the movie stank. I think horror movies get away with "real life" bullshit because that's part of the staple campfire story formula, and because some are sorta, vaguely, a bit inspired by real events, or real…

Counterpoint: Skyfall. On-site stunts > greenscreen, is all.

…Atreyu?

Which dicks, though?

@tomandlu:disqus "monstrous doctors with excellent bedside manners" sounds fun. Also, I admire the guts it must take for a YA author to reveal oneself in the guise of "Penis Van Lesbian."

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Wait, weren't you the one who spanked it to the rape scene in Irreversible because "they're just actors doing a choreographed performance?"

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=louis+c.k.

Thanks Ikari!

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus My penis occasionally hails.

They should have put the money for this toward an extra second instead.

It's not a real skull, stupid.

Is Michael Sheen back for this one?

Innocent women? NO SUCH THING AMIRITE BRAH