@simon_hurt:disqus  If Christian Bale can go from The Machinist to Batman Begins, Christina Hendricks can go from voluptuous to athletic.

Did not know that. Interesting. Response to factual niggle: me!

Seriously, though: Sharkano, right? I mean, where can you go after flying sharks, except flying sharks ON FIRE?

So a "Mega Dukaktopus" would be, what, six feet tall?

Honestly, if she just repeated Jay's dictated textual response, that would be amazing.

Why does she mention the kids separately? Does it matter that some of her goats are young?

Man, if she were on that show instead of those cartoon horses, I would be such a Brony.

You need a movie with Venom to set up Carnage. And, has been established in previous threads, you need a movie with Symbiote Suit Spider-Man to set that one up. So we'll see Carnage in 2016 or so, assuming they go about it right.

Are you insinuating that homosexuality neutralizes spider-powers?

That sounds fucking stupid. And the buttons are on the web shooter? Wow, no way that could go wrong!

Romance with a villain is a way more compelling retcon than a male Mary Jane. Though I suppose it could have unfortunate implications if Pete eventually ends up with a chick.

But have you ever watched Cats as a seven-year-old?

No no no, you have to use Uncle Ben's iconic line from The Amazing Spider-Man. If anyone can remember it.

Hello. Doctor. Name. Continue. Yesterday. Tomorrow.

At one point, Spider-Man quips "Hey, I'm swingin' here! I'm swingin' here!" apropos of nothing as he leaves a crime scene.

That title… fuckin' brilliant.

Is it pronounced "Knowlzy?" Because that would be adorable.

"Octothorpe." Which isn't, to my knowledge, associated with Cthulhu, but does sound like some sorta alien cephalopod.

I don't get it.

I wouldn't go that far. Heck, if it's dubbed into a language you don't know, it probably seems like a pretty solid flick. The 3D helps a lot, though.