Nissssssssssse

Christ that's a loud whistle.

Ugghhh, fucking Red Pill.

They didn't recognize him because suddenly he was some white guy.

What could go wrong with having a comprehensive profile of all your online commenting activities?

How long before we stop replying to them?

They sure did! The cattle cars were a bit cramped, though.

Except for, you know… the fact that Cookie_Monster, uh, isn't actually the real… mumble mumble

@NerdInTheBasement:disqus I've never actually watched Face Off, but it has a pretty cool premise, and some artists I like are involved.

That's totally unfair to white people. Some of us work REALLY HARD to make people who look different feel unwelcome.

I would love to never, ever see their faces or hear their names again. Ignominy isn't punishment for these people, anonymity is.

@avclub-281715cafa675bf359ebaa42cb44fa17:disqus Man, I've heard just about enough slander against guys with tiny dicks. I have a tiny dick, doesn't mean I go around shooting teenagers.

Ooooh… I mean, clever, but… ooooooh…

I think that's the point he was making. Although in this political climate, I don't even know any more.

*Psst, you're breaking character*

Captain Crunch is still alive, so technically your statement is accurate.

I guess this joke was just so hilarious, you had to use it twice in the same comments section, huh?

That didn't work out so well for Starfleet.

@avclub-68ed797b8372d94e15f9cce7ff19a2dc:disqus Wait, those sores come from starving yourself? Man, that explains a lot from my nervous breakdown period. I thought it was just… heh, wow, okay, revealed enough about myself on the internet for one day.

I'm no expert on dijimal computery stuff, but doesn't it need to modify USB storage contents to put the app on the phone in the first place, and read the phone status to know to stop playing if you get a call?