Dear Physics,

Too real, like Tobias' FIRE! sale.

His default mode in the movies was pretty attitudinous.

I'm gonna go in pregnant.

Soup of the Day: New England Clam Chowder
Verdict of the Day: Guilty No Parole

Also, Ethan narrates a mean audiobook. His rendition of Slaughterhouse Five was great.

I don't think they're reading for the same roles.

Voice of the Iron Giant. 'Nuff said.

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus It was one of those Fight Club dealies.

"Hitler being a Disney fanboy"

"at its heart it's a crazy character study" That's Ender's Game to a T.

Well, there's this: http://www.derfcity.com/com…

Oh man, just imagine. The same rib would be producing clearly different tones left and right!

Well, it's good that you have a designated driver, at least.

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus "clone-and-nanotech action" Wow, you really didn't understand that movie.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Whoa, she totally does!

It was only screened in the tangent universe. Kelly realized that he valued his girlfriend's life more, so he let it be canceled.

*slide whistle*

Hey, at least that's sort of breaking new ground. Every episode could be intercut with the events in each household that led to stuff getting thrown away.

Yeah, that Detective-who-is-always-right and his long-suffering-female-sidekick sure is a breath of fresh air in network television. Hard to believe no one's ever hit upon that formula before.