D'oh!

Yeah, the first half of the movie seemed to be going for a darkly comedic juxtaposition with a satyrical edge, which I consider a valid treatment of a child soldier story, but by the end it was just like "Woo! She's so badass!" Yet another wasted opportunity in that flick.

He and Statham should collaborate.

Um… not particularly? There's nothing wrong with her appearance, she just doesn't do anything for me. Truly, she is the next Jodie Foster.

Since I like her as an actress, and I've already had to deal with the knowledge that she slummed in one Stephenie Meyer adaptation, I don't think I can stomach her slumming in a Stephenie Meyer ripoff.

Come to think of it, "Hop on Pop" probably does mean something in mandarin.

Maybe for the first 2/3rds, but the ending sure drove home the horror.

I'm just saying, he doesn't seem indisposed toward genre fare. From what I hear, his Noah movie, has, like, rock monsters and shit in it.

I only mean that people keep bringing it up.

Your spandex onesie should be fine. It's semi-formal, though, so bring the one with the bowtie painted on it.

I dunno, that gay bathhouse story seems to have stuck to him.

It's hard to scan when the tweet is just "DANAERYS IS DEAD?!"

Read 'em aloud as "octothorpe." Then it makes it sound like everyone's talking about alien cephalopods.

It is kind of embarrassing that the film subreddit has far superior anti-spoiler formatting options than the commenting system on a pop culture site.

@avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus Byronically?

The only reason he didn't direct the sequel to Gavin's last piece of shit is because he didn't want to spend nine months in Japan. He's also been attached to Robocop, Watchmen, and Batman at various points.

Tobias is Queen Mary?

If I may… Um, I'll tell you the problem with the statistical power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it.

SHOOT HERRRR!

Dino… droppings? Droppings?