Aren't you the dude who also linked to all those crazy cool international animations many an inventory ago? How do you know all this stuff?

Thats… a real thing?

I'd be fine with it, except that some people actually repeat the "dicks, assholes, and pussies" analogy like it's some kind of for-real political philosophy.

I can't hate a show that gave me "The Internet is for Porn," "Schadenfreude," and "My Girlfriend (Who Lives in Canada)."

With all the furries in the world, I'm sure there's someone out there who wants to fuck Peanut the Woozle.

Nellie Bluth gives him a ten percent cut to pose as her pimp over the phone.

For me, the fact that most of the superlative geniuses were the results of a long-term selective breeding program went some way toward making that plot point easier to swallow.

If any sequel is going to go for that joke, it's this one.

I love the book, but I feel like its projection of future human development is woefully dated. The technologically advanced subspecies lives underground because that's the direction mechanization was going in the 1890s. In the 2010s? Not so much. If anything, the protagonist's initial impression, of the Eloi running…

Do you mean "eminently," or is his punchability just about to surpass Cusack's?

I don't think they have the rights to the material from The Shellmarillion.

It's a snapshot. The fact that she doesn't have one eye half closed and her tongue sticking out at a weird angle is mere luck.

Just remember, it's the day before Ass Wednesday.

In fairness, I've heard the exact same complaint from girls IRL, about a guy we knew IRL. But yes, it is off-putting and broadly more directed at women.

Yeah, Bay's never cast a delightful character actor in a thankless, punishing role!

OF COCHLEA

Never judge a book by its cover. If anything, it's a teenage snowflake deconstruction.

Ben Kingsley.

Now there's a big screen adaptation we need.

Let's put it this way: if the actual film is tonally and thematically faithful to the novel, most people who go to see it based on this trailer are going to walk away displeased.