@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus 's joke is that the good jokes from Identity Thief must be sitting in a trailer (as in a storage vehicle, not a movie preview) in some Hollywood backlot, because there is no evidence of their presence within the film or marketing materials.

"Any author that robs their characters from making choices and instead forces them to do something is making a poor decision."

I hope they enjoyed Bucky Larson.

Don't listen to these philistines. I hated the trailer too, but when I went to see the movie, I loved it so much I immediately bought a ticket to the next show.

Well, Topher Grace and Shane Carruth do look suspiciously similar.

Yeah, the collective five minutes either of those characters appeared were quite good.

@TaumpyTearrs:disqus TRON: Legacy used 3D in a similar way to emphasize the digital world, and quite effectively, I thought. The Wizard of Oz method, if you will (all the more baffling that Raimi didn't do this for his Oz).

I don't think Zach Braff would dispute this.

It will be kind of cool to see the iconic gate and visitor complex all dilapidated and overgrown. Seems like there wouldn't be too many predators left, though, since there was only one T. rex, and she killed the adult raptors.

In fairness, it's not so much his style that he's changing as mere details like plot and world-building.

Haha man, with every detail I hear about Cameron's Spider-Man, the more spectacularly insane it sounds. Didn't he want Schwarzenegger to play Doc Ock?

WAR IS AWESOME
FREEDOM KICKS ASS
EXPLOSIONS ARE STRENGTH

Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I just logged in to say that this is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I was in tears!

Snake Eye.

He confessed to not being a bad enough dude.

A Korean-speaking character watching a movie on a British station while drinking Russian alcohol. Truly, America's heyday is over.

That was the impression I got from the trailers for the first one.

@avclub-8e241a00e2905962b86a2e25a7945c70:disqus I thought he was Filipino?

I don't even own a pudgy frame.