@avclub-22259ee6329364cebbe4c40bd951f307:disqus I believe you'll find the collective term for Wahlbergs is a "bunch."

It was also unabashedly stupid, unabashedly had no idea what to do with the characters, and unabashedly thought talking raptors and a Spinosaurus killing off T. rex weren't terrible ideas.

You mean you saw it before JP1? Ugh.

Unless I can find a 2D showing, I might have to break my lifetime boycott of post-production 3D.

“a huge fan of the trilogy”
That's why not. Anyone who doesn't bother to distinguish JP3 from JP1 is not someone I trust with JP4.

Domenick Lombardozzi?

Red Son was good.

Seriously, it looks like a TV movie from the 90s.

He's the only part that seems remotely appealing.

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

How much would I have to pay to prevent I, Robot 2 from being made?

Oh my.

TAKE THE FUCKING ELEPHANT!

HAHAHA OH MY GOD! Can you imagine?

He also does a mean velociraptor impression.

@avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus Truly, the darkest timeline.

I'll take Emilia Clarke for 400, Alex.

Eh, they always put that crap in the trailers because OMG it's watsisname!

WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

People pull that same shit with Cameron and Ferris. It grinds my gears.