What about Indiana Jones and the Crys… I mean Godfather Part Thr… I mean Terminator Thr… I mean American Reu… I mean Scream Fou…

WHERE'S FIREFLY.

*E.T. claps in background*

Ben Affleck vs. Canada… isn't there already a South Park episode about this?

Hey, Sean, you gonna do a newswire about the whole Rhythm & Hues situation? Or maybe it should be a For Our Consideration.

I was rather disappointed with TEOER, so I'm glad there's an alternative account of the "true story" that movie portrayed.

There's nothing lemony or golden about a hangover. It's more like having your brains smashed out with a slice of overcooked burger wrapped round a large brick.

I did a three-day Twin Peaks and weed binge, and the only time I left the house during that time was to buy a huge bag of doughnuts so I could replicate the police dept's daily spread. Such a good decision.

I'd rather have some Gamera meat.

With some nice Spagett.

I loved it. The pumpkin juice is even better, though. And of course there's Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans, but that's a mixed bag.

Wow, good one. It's literally fictional food.

Princess Bubblegum.

I would eat Soylent Green without the faintest shred of guilt. It's the only animal product provided willingly. Where's the catch?

Wait… gjetost is a real thing? I thought it was just part of gjetostbuster's name.

How you grow so big eating food of this kind?

Unfortunately, that would make him a martyr. The only way to defeat him is to ignore him.

Careful, you're making him sound awesome.

I had no idea the iconic CHUNG CHUNG was written by a woman. I doff my cap to you, madam.

Ariel doesn't even have a booty.