CHARACTERS!

@avclub-4df6cbc5729a0eda1d4aecbb08fbe9f9:disqus Lens flairs are okay when the central gimmick of the film is that you're looking through a literal lens.

@avclub-4df6cbc5729a0eda1d4aecbb08fbe9f9:disqus Lens flairs are okay when the central gimmick of the film is that you're looking through a literal lens.

@avclub-4df6cbc5729a0eda1d4aecbb08fbe9f9:disqus Lens flairs are okay when the central gimmick of the film is that you're looking through a literal lens.

Great soundtrack. Deedley deedley deedley deedley deedley deeeee dee dee DEE dee deeeee deeeee B-DOWWWMMMM!

Great soundtrack. Deedley deedley deedley deedley deedley deeeee dee dee DEE dee deeeee deeeee B-DOWWWMMMM!

Great soundtrack. Deedley deedley deedley deedley deedley deeeee dee dee DEE dee deeeee deeeee B-DOWWWMMMM!

Speaking of Spielberg, how's Jurassic Park for a scary PG-13 movie, eh?

Speaking of Spielberg, how's Jurassic Park for a scary PG-13 movie, eh?

Speaking of Spielberg, how's Jurassic Park for a scary PG-13 movie, eh?

Sounds like something The Riddler would do.

I love when Jim Gaffigan does his high-pitched "audience voice."

4 feet? Doesn't look that big to me: 
http://barachan.xibia.net/3…

Gosling picked NWR? Wow, now I like him even more.

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus Blade Runner?

Hroom.

You got something against lame puns, Biggus Disqus?

You realize what this means, don't you? Your boss is an even more prolific AV Club commenter.

Sean, as great as that opening line is, this level of news story is below you. There is absolutely nothing noteworthy about it.

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