You're addicted to NO candy.

It has a picture on the box of some filmgoer suffering a rage-induced aneurysm.

What? No!

For that matter, I kinda wish Twin Peaks had taken this approach. Shit got strrrrreeeeetchhhhhhhhed ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuut.

Heckling trailers is fair game.

Now THAT would surprise me.

Twist! It was William Hurt.

It's so endearingly bad though. How can you hate something that trips over itself so resolutely?

I'd go Pulp, Reservoir, Django, Inglourious, Jackie, Bill, Death Proof.

Do you insist that we shake on it?

The average fluent-in-German confederate?

Which could either mean that this group is habitually reactionary and repressive, or that you're uninformed about Muslim political activism.

Action figures emphasize the commodity/fantasy aspect of a film, while detracting from the social commentary and intellectual value. If these were Hotel Rwanda action figures, you wouldn't even have to ask why it was messed up. Tarantino's film walks a tightrope between meaningful examination of dehumanization and…

Funny, I thought him shooting Candie was presented as a mistake (however understandable and momentarily satisfying), and a demonstration that White Guilt—while well-meaning—can have a deleterious effect on its intended beneficiaries.

Showing your hand a bit, eh, Space Pope?

I know that somewhere on the internet in a photoshop of Ash Ketchum wearing a Vick jersey, and that brings me comfort.

Aw hell naw!

Have you never heard of tchotchkes?

Oh shit, I didn't realize Elegant Victorian Lady lived in a steampunk timeline.

Oh shit, I didn't realize Elegant Victorian Lady lived in a steampunk timeline.