Mustache? Not much for Hobbit lore, are ya?

Mustache? Not much for Hobbit lore, are ya?

And you have my bow.

And you have my bow.

But that's further away than Orlando. :(

But that's further away than Orlando. :(

FUCK.

FUCK.

I almost wish they'd gotten around to adapting LOTR after Harry Potter split its last movie. Studios would have been BEGGING to stretch it out into six films.

I almost wish they'd gotten around to adapting LOTR after Harry Potter split its last movie. Studios would have been BEGGING to stretch it out into six films.

They were disappointed it wasn't a biopic about Roberta Flack.

They were disappointed it wasn't a biopic about Roberta Flack.

I really hope the success of the new trilogy will inspire them to make a Middle Earth theme park.  It seems like a no-brainer.

I really hope the success of the new trilogy will inspire them to make a Middle Earth theme park.  It seems like a no-brainer.

The Bombadil abides.

The Bombadil abides.

And Godzillas. And sacrificial virgins.

And Godzillas. And sacrificial virgins.

@LetoII:disqus Because people who believe crazy crap tend to act on it.

@LetoII:disqus Because people who believe crazy crap tend to act on it.