I actually love everything about the Gungans… except that they talk like horrible stereotypes, and are all, to a man, idiots. But the underwater city, Art Nouveau architecture, bubble force field tech, and even the character designs are pretty sweet. Certainly unlike anything seen in the original franchise, and I…

I actually love everything about the Gungans… except that they talk like horrible stereotypes, and are all, to a man, idiots. But the underwater city, Art Nouveau architecture, bubble force field tech, and even the character designs are pretty sweet. Certainly unlike anything seen in the original franchise, and I…

This movie is begging for a porn parody.

This movie is begging for a porn parody.

I don't dislike it, and I can certainly appreciate it as a well made film, but I don't really like it. I found the Oedipal stuff really off-putting.

I don't dislike it, and I can certainly appreciate it as a well made film, but I don't really like it. I found the Oedipal stuff really off-putting.

Well, it's a fair sentiment. The movie isn't a "big deal," it's just got so many brilliant little moments that worm their way into your heart. It's the kind of appeal that builds up over multiple watches. I can imagine seeing it for the first time as an adult, amidst a bunch of raging fans, might feel slightly…

Well, it's a fair sentiment. The movie isn't a "big deal," it's just got so many brilliant little moments that worm their way into your heart. It's the kind of appeal that builds up over multiple watches. I can imagine seeing it for the first time as an adult, amidst a bunch of raging fans, might feel slightly…

I use "spared no expense" almost daily, whether or not I think the person I'm talking to will get it.

I use "spared no expense" almost daily, whether or not I think the person I'm talking to will get it.

Did they ever make a prequel comic about those marines' previous missions? They have such a great rapport, it evokes years of shared experiences and memories.

Did they ever make a prequel comic about those marines' previous missions? They have such a great rapport, it evokes years of shared experiences and memories.

Gooood. Gooooooooooood.

Gooood. Gooooooooooood.

I've never been married, but I can imagine "I am not a committee!" being frequently applicable.

I've never been married, but I can imagine "I am not a committee!" being frequently applicable.

I went to a wedding in which the Maid of Honor had that exact speech impediment (admittedly, milder). I felt awful, but I had to stifle a laugh throughout the ceremony. The worst part is, I knew the groom to be a huge fan of the movie, so he must have been thinking it too.

I went to a wedding in which the Maid of Honor had that exact speech impediment (admittedly, milder). I felt awful, but I had to stifle a laugh throughout the ceremony. The worst part is, I knew the groom to be a huge fan of the movie, so he must have been thinking it too.

Comparing the Brutus scene in the book and movie makes it clear just how much Don Bluth turned everything up to 11. In the book he's like, "Go away, mouse." And in the movie he's fucking TRYING TO IMPALE HER WITH AN ELECTRIFIED SPEAR.

Comparing the Brutus scene in the book and movie makes it clear just how much Don Bluth turned everything up to 11. In the book he's like, "Go away, mouse." And in the movie he's fucking TRYING TO IMPALE HER WITH AN ELECTRIFIED SPEAR.