And here I thought that Shakespeare guy is doing an amazing job and getting recognized more and more.

In coastal areas people will often use crushed shells instead of gravel for driveways and when done correctly, serves the same purpose and can look very nice. They also tend to not get stuck in tires like gravel. However, this is not how one goes about it. Most people will buy them pre-shucked and bleached from…

Let’s not kid ourselves. If the mayor were still that hammy Boris Johnson, Trump would be calling him a courageous leader and extolling his virtues. This is based on the fact that the President is a brown Muslim.

This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

Agreed that nonplussed and bemused are lost forever, but I hold out hope for penultimate. A second to last hope, if you will.

I’d attend that party.

Tangent: through all of this chaos is anyone else, like, getting it pretty bad for Emmanuel Macron? I am married but if I were having a bachelorette party I wouldn’t want my strippers to be cops or whatever. I’d want sexy world leader strippers. Sexy Macron impersonator, sexy obama impersonator, sexy Trudeau…

Kara, I esteem you. And you are doing God’s (or Aretha’s) work here by educating us all as to the Distinctions.

This reminding me of an episode of Roseanne. The mother of Roseanne and Jackie tells a story about how Jackie is not really her name. Her birth certificate has her name as Marjorie, but toddler Roseanne would pronounce Jackie as, My Jackie, instead Marjorie. Eventually, it got shortened to just Jackie. Jackie was…

Those of us who have had miscarriages don’t need some piece of paper to validate what happened. We know with every fiber of our being what happened. Getting some worthless certificate was the last thing on my mind after miscarriage.

It’s a legal maneuver to call the fetus/embryo a child and give weight to anti-abortion

No! YOU move on! All you libtards! Accept it! You lost! That election! That we won! Or won*! We won it... hey don’t you walk away from me... not until you admit that we won... look... Trump is president! He won! Nobody thought he could win and he won! Hey! HEY! Admit it that you just can accept it and get over it! Let…

God, I really hope she ends up with the flabbiest gut, floppiest boobs, cellulite, & varicose veins for days when she’s 70 & hates herself for it.

I compare it to Nostradamus quatrains

Any indictments are likely months, if not a year+ away. Websites saying Flynn/Manafort/Trump are about to be indicted are the left wing version of Breitbart.

I hope you’re not listening to Louise Mensch. Her reliabilitiy is...problematic.

Not much. What’s up with you?

Even if she is “never alone with children” she is normalizing herself to children. My kiddos see peeps who volunteer at their school out and about all the time. They alway s wave excitedly and shout “Hi Mrs. Lastname!!” (well, less so the son, but that’s middle school for you).

Yeah, she murdered and raped her own 14 year old sister. She should never be allowed around a child.

7. Backed over by said bus

8. Range Game