And once again, my father, who, as I have said before on other posts, predicted Trump’s nomination, win, and Russian connections (“there are too many Russians in this campaign”), was right - he also predicted that Trump would blab top secret information to either reporters or foreign countries. He’s been right about…

Everything he does makes perfect sense when viewed through the lens that he literally thinks he is the only person in the world. Everything revolves around making sure other people know how much power he has, how much money he (allegedly) has, how many ‘hot’ young wives he can have and are appropriately awed by him.

There goes ‘ol Maverick McCain again, taking a bold stand that puts America over the Republican Party.

YEAH, AND YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO IMPEACH HIM, MOTHERFUCKERS. Do your goddamn job.

If only there were another branch of government that could keep a president in check when he starts to act reckless for no good reason...

Dead to me. She knows what she did.

Or a snarky alien

Welcome to the family, Cousin Oliver!

Raging narcissists are really, really good at convincing someone that they’re special, that everyone else was terrible, and so only they can be trusted because everyone else is an enemy. It can be extremely convincing - even to the point where someone may be willing to step over all the discarded former aides and…

You know, I understand his mentality here. A cast shake up can often save a TV show with dismal ratings. However, he’d be better off just writing this off as a sunk cost and canceling the rest of his presidency.

It practically writes itself!

“Baby on board, something something, Burt Ward!”

Yeah no. I’ll be the obnoxious German person who says: sure, keep the plantations, the market auction platforms, the shackles and huts. Keep the gallows and whips. Make them into museums and commemorative spaces to grieve, respect and remember the victims.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

“What do we want?”

Racist Snowflakes. They should just get over The Civil War already.

Look, even before the NYC indoor smoking ban, you couldn’t smoke in the fucking. Metropolitan. Museum. of Art.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

It was absolutely intentional. Those poor federal employees are doing their very best to insert as much sedition and snark as they possibly can while appearing to be good campers.

Definitely intentional. C’mon.