Love this so much.

He’s so THAT dad at the Dells.

Seems like Fox is treading dangerously close to a state run news source to me.

The warring factions in the GOP is seriously giving me life right now.

Trump isn’t throwing shade. He’s openly throwing Ryan under a bus.

Holy shit. That wedding jumpsuit is gorgeous. Any details on it?

In my experience, people who begin to care about things during divorces do so for one reason: power. They’ll play any chips they have to make the proceedings work in their favor and exert that last little bit of control over you.

he doesn’t care. his parents are concerned about losing any visitation/etc as grandparents that they might have. They fear if he loses custody, they’ll never see the kids again.

Haha for a moment I was reading those lyrics and thinking “weird, I didn’t even think that the words ‘scars to your beautiful’ were a thing before the Alessia Cara song” but then realized that you’ve just pulled a totally different song’s lyrics. Thanks for that.

I have no advice but it sounds like he doesn’t really care now. His parents want to get their mitts on your kid. Does that sound plausible?

That is not the song he is talking about, at all. That’s the Alessia Cara song currently on the radio. This is *James Blunt*’s hit song called Beautiful from the early aughts.

Is he certain or undecided? You sound certain. If you’re both certain, it’s not fair for either of you to compromise. It has to be a deal breaker. We have a baby we both really wanted and sometimes I still hate that we did this. I can’t imagine doing this without be 100% on board.

For what it’s worth, you absolutely made the right choice. Dude is a Missing Stair, and cutting him out was the most ethical thing you could do.

A D.C. pizza parlor that doesn’t even have a basement!

I love a good dump on Burneko, but he’s a D.C. guy. Ben’s is his diarrhea sludge of choice.

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

has volunteered to testify in front of the House Intelligence Panel regarding Russia’s influence in the election.

I know far too many family members who did the same for Donald Trump.

Has anyone seen Merrick Garland and Potentate Lrr’snk of the Lizard People in the same room at the same time? NO!

We are less than a year away from the existence of Merrick Garland being dismissed as a hoax and “fake news”