You can’t unplug my ventilator I never bought an iPhone!

rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and they want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest it in their own healthcare.

In this crazy era of alternative facts who’s to say what a tape is? To you & me it may be a recorded documentation of an event. To them it might be biodiesel they stick up their butts so they can run smoothly & maintain that glossy coat their owner’s love.

Speaking of comedy writers, John Oliver describing Sessions as “the unfortunate result of Dobby the House Elf’s one-night stand with a Confederate flag” was gold.

I remember at university, a bunch of the girls would say that this one professor was “hot”. I didn’t have a class with him for the first year but finally had a class with him my second year. I promptly went back to my friends after my first day of class and told them that their eyes were lying to them. They had been…

“back all the way full” — How can anyone possibly still say or believe this? If you’ve never been to DC and are still confused about the National Mall’s geography, then check out sites like Google Maps. (Important: The Capitol is the eastern end, the Lincoln Memorial is the western end. Views from the two sites are…

The real question is: what does Kellyanne Conway owe to Feminism? Before first-wave feminism women weren’t allowed into universities and law schools. Before second-wave feminism her chances of being let into those schools would still have the been slim. Once out, she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere NEAR the White House…

Clarence Thomas is a trash human. He’s ruled against every race-discrimination case in the last few years. Even one last month where a guy’s own attorney called an “expert” who said blacks were predisposed to criminal thinking and activity. Basura pura.  

The new ban’s removal of Iraq from the seven countries also seriously undercuts the idea that this will be a “temporary” ban for countries like Yemen, Syria, and Iran, countries which don’t have good relations with the United States. Iraq had to undergo a month of negotiations to get heightened visa scrutiny before…

It is truly the parable of the Good Samaritan in action. If you see a man suffering by the roadside, “temporarily” ban your refugee program and praise your christian values in the same breath.

This is why men shouldn’t be allowed in the military.

“Hmmm...alternative theory:

It’s all misdirection and obfuscation, and “Look over THERE! Not over here!”

It’s like Dr. Evil meets “Being There”.

Remember, “he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you; he really is an idiot.”

Fair enough, he’s a dangerous dolt. No question.

He knows things are about to get out, he’s powerless to stop it, and the only possibility he has is to try and discredit the sources.

I think dismissing him as just a dolt is naive and unwise. Sure, we know he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed but he is not a complete idiot. He is savvy and he is selfish and he is determined. That combination should not be taken lightly no matter how amusing/sad it may be to watch him try to spell “hereby”.

Clearly at this point it’s desperation from Trump.

Hmmm...alternative theory: