Wheaton Plaza or you’re not from here. My husband also grew up in Potomac. Here’s to marrying down!

You called it “Montgomery Mall.” Checks out.

It’s the pure anonymity. You don’t even have to build or keep a reputation for your *screen name*. So the Pure Mommy Id comes out.  

You bring up a good point, which I think the author also alluded to... That is, maybe all this water drinking is just a substitute/crutch or step-down from all the soda/juice drinking we used to do. Hmmm...

The Dells are so awful. I’m from the DC area and grew up going to Ocean City, MD. For a few years, Mr. This and I lived in Chicago, so my parents and little brother decide to visit and pay for a trip to the Dells. We were all like... this is like Ocean City, which is objectively terrible, but we have no nostalgia for…

But I... I like penises. At least, I used to.

From your lips to God’s ears.

Present, adding—

Well, they all kinda said “cry it out” and she might want to at least try something different that’s not what she’s been doing? *shrug emoji*

Cough Cough http://www.biography.com/people/susan-smith-235800 Cough Cough

have u seen the softer side of sears tho

Yet somehow, Bradley Whitford does seem cool.

My goodness, that IS useless.

Here’s a 100th star. This was my favorite thing this week.

Actually, the studies I’ve read have shown that in many marriages, men really do about 50% of the housework before kids are in the picture. At least 40%. Then when kids come, the wife does the vast majority of the childcare AND ends up saddled with more of the housework than before AND this still holds true if they…

I think it’s still fairly strong (or now stronger?) in close-knit immigrant communities, which makes sense to me. I sold Avon 20 years ago, and I get why it declined with the Internet, but I can see niches for people who still prefer a face-to-face source (immigrants, older people, et al.)

There’s always a Simpsons for that.

I mean, one of them has glasses, though.

One thing you can definitely do is leave him alone with the kid whenever you can. Most men will step up and do an adequate job, plus bonus, Daddy/kid bonding time.

My mom told me: “You’re going to change. He’s going to change. In 5, 10, 20 years, he will not be the person you married and vice versa. Don’t cling to what you thought you knew or were going to be.”