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4th: The study only covers new-car sales. If you’re in college and buying a new car, you’re probably spending your parents’ money instead of your own, which may explain the difference in frugality.

... Edsel

$1B dividend is $1B not spent on R&D. Ford is saying, “Despite the predicted disruption from autonomous vehicles, ride-sharing, alternative energy, etc., we don’t know a useful way to spend this money.”

If karma is real, then what did Chris Brown's baby do wrong?

WHERE'S GEORGE? I fear change. I want George back.

Cheating Death was TOTALLY UNDERRANKED! He almost broke every time he listed side effects.

One problem is this requires courts to be technology-savvy, but they are typically "last adopters." For example, the first and only times I've used carbon paper is in Cook County (IL) court.

But what about a regression analysis with the week of the season and indoor/outdoor? Hoodie options are clearly correlated with weather.

"Ghosts of the Sargasso" for Venture Bros.

Flame-retardant noose (i.e., the noose won't break if you hang and burn yourself to death): Bud Light, bottom-shelf tequila, and Tabasco sauce. It's like a honey badger attacking the back of your throat. This drink is an annual tradition with a group of friends, and everyone has a different component they hate most.

If these are new to you, then your grocery store of choice is apparently not the "Walmart Neighborhood Market."

So in middle school I was at a summer camp at a university, and the cafeteria had Surge. I and some other kids—because we were punks—mixed milk and salt into glasses of Surge. The mixture foamed aggressively, and the foam solidified. It held a fork upright.

"This earth is the spare one."

Stray thought seeks new host.

"But-"

The Zuckerbots advanced on the Googloids.

"Wait, how much time?" "Too late."