Mr Writinguy and I decided that our children will only be allowed to watch the 70's animated Rankin-Bass version of The Hobbit. Just that.

Also, I think in a way this is titillating for guys. They are conditioned as much as we are to think men=staring at boobs and women=only interested in flowers and wedding rings. (That unquestionably goes back to "women are property" lines of thought that really aren't in our culture in and of themselves anymore, but…

One member of a lesbian couple I was friends with in college described being a lesbian as "good clean fun!" It always seemed a pretty appropriate description to me. (Her partner tossed out the aside "I don't know if I would say *clean*...")

Whatever happened to listing exes' transgressions with Sharpies in bar bathrooms? Easy, local, warns the other ladies just fine!

Even now when I wipe them out of my eyes every morning, I think of it as "breaking the seal" and it's awake time. Even more than brushing my teeth, I think eye booger removal is my symbol of waking.

Killing someone who's only half a prostitute I'd imagine, like Patty the Daytime Hooker.

I watched the first one with Rifftrax commentary and it was hilarious. It might have been on the painful side were it not for that.

My favorite movie of hers is an early one called Eulogy. She is basically the only normal, down-to-earth person in the movie. Also it's hilarious; I highly recommend it.

You know, the 80's was basically a decade of fashion disaster, but it was really the last time "womanly" was presented as sexy and awesome. I would almost go through big hair and shoulder pads again for it.

I'm sorry, I can only hear Bender singing right now.

I'm hoping that by the time people the age of you and I have kids, the world may be a different place for their teen+ years. And I already know my kids are going to grow up with a whole second family of gay aunts and uncles who are just WAITING for me to have a kid already. I think the best you can do is raise them…

Uh nope still pretty much want to see Isaiah Mustafa. All the time. Remember Old Spice, it's pretty common for women to do the toiletries-shopping in a heterosexual household, and I will admit that I have bought my fiance Old Spice shower gel since those commercials.

I have done pretty well with Orly Top2Bottom for a base coat. Only once in the years I've used it have I had staining, and that was with black polish I wore to the ocean (I am pretty sure sand/sun/salt contributed).

I'm a beer-buying lady who lives in Maryland! I think I'll stick with my trusty standbys though, Heavy Seas [www.hsbeer.com] and Flying Dog [flyingdogales.com] Delicious and their marketing techniques are pirates and Hunter S Thompson respectively. Both things I prefer to pink polka dots.

No to mention Genetic Sexual Attraction would certainly play in here: [en.wikipedia.org]

Yeah, I'm thinking about magicians and Ugg boots for my wedding now too!

Chipotle is the best thing to happen to 21st century vegetarians. Why yes I will take a giant burrito all stuffed with black beans and peppers and rice and uuunghhh *drool*

My grandmother is currently shacking up with, get this, her ex-husband (they had both remarried and lost their spouses at about the same time a few years ago). They don't want to mess up their SS benefits or their homeowner statuses so they just half-live together. The best part is that when my grandmother is not…

Ugh ugh ugh I hit that house centipede link by accident I am going to go shower several times and sob quietly now.