@la.donna.pietra: Our bedroom has a double closet with mirrored doors, and we'll bounce the laser off the door and make the cat go insane. Until the night she must have figure out it was reflecting, and slammed herself into the mirror.

@tinytm11: It just keeps striking me as the womens' version of 80's Asshole Guy In Comedy Movie.

I kind of don't care what people say. Mary-Kate is definitely one of my fashion icons.

@variousentry: I have yet to see one that doesn't argue it about Plan B, so...

@spiraloflife: This journal is great because not only does it show that (along with racism, patriarchy, and who knows what else), but it's really funny to read!

My sister's knowledge of baseball is greater than that of half the men I know put together. She's a little scary.

@femme-bot: I used to adore their jeans back in high school. I want to try them again, but the relative price in jeans has gone up ridiculously. Still, their longs actually fit me right.

@ms.windupbird: I love the design, REALLY love the color, not sold on the velour. But I think I'm swayed anyway, if nothing else because it's so hard to find cute things in orange.

@that_september: We had a cyberpunk class that was similar—watched Ghost in the Shell and Bladerunner, and read Watchmen and Dark Knight Returns, along with Neuromancer and...well...unfortunately, a lot of non-English students THOUGHT it was a bird class due to "watch anime and read comics", had to have an English…

Oh man. I just logged on my computer for the first time today while on the phone with my fiance and saw this on Google hot trends. I think I terrified the poor man with my reaction.

@CKD1: Are you serious. Does he fertilize his lawn after he changes the oil in his car? ARRRGH.

@R_Claw: Good I'm glad I'm not the only one. She makes me so IRRATIONALLY ANGRY. Especially when she makes utter idiot statements.

Austin Scarlett was the REASON I started watching PR (I stayed for Tim Gunn). I am excited!

@cassiemajestic: Hummus is heavenly!

@Gofygure: All I've been able to discern about the hipster aesthetic is that all other forms of rebellion have been marketed to death, so they just went for the most hideous clothes they could find (think sweater parties, the giant glasses, etc). My theory is the worse it looks, the more they like it.

@msfriendly: I think you need to get a crate for the housebreaking, worked great with all 3 of my dogs.

First women are getting impregnated by 3d porn, and now singing? Is nothing safe?

@dizzy.mslizzy: I got the golden retriever, who most closely resembles my mutt who is currently living with my sister. Not a perfect match, but she's the same color.

@Furious K: Pittsburgh has something in the water that makes people crazy in a good way. Trust me.

@youngmanoldman: I've known a couple people with migraines/chronic headaches and they swear by it. For a smaller, sinus/heat/what have you headache, I don't think it's nearly so good.