@NewsBunny: I got to hear his nickname for them D: My mother is TERRIBLE, she loves talking about her sex life, questioning me about mine, and even asking her OWN mother (who is 80 and currently dating her ex-husband from 40 years ago after both of their spouses died a couple years ago).

I don't even know what, but something in my brain is linking this with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

@bluebears: I've constantly been told that I look like her...and I think I do....and I think she and I both are pretty darn cute. She should come hang out with me for a while I think!

@DorothyZbornak: Personally, I was wondering how often does Gaga actually wear pants anyway?

@JessIsElf-ity: I was just wondering if it comes in winter white!

@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: Exactly! It's a position of total control—you know if you touch THAT there with your tongue it's just going to make him go "aaagh" and be unable to speak and I utterly love that part.

Ellen's a perma-judge? I might have to start watching again!

@bookling: Ahh, good tip. I usually watch in popped-out mode so I've never seen it.

By the age of six, your average American kid already knows there's a boy aisle and a girl aisle at the toy store. I don't see anything wrong with kicking back at the stereotypes as soon as possible, even if they're already formed by then.

@girl.of.your.dreams: Neither of us likes driving, so we just split it depending on if I know my way around the area. If I don't, he plugs in his GPS which still gets us lost about 20% of the time and he drives. It all works out.

Then why does Hulu insist on continuing to show me the Dodge Charger commercial? I watch there with a signed-in account, they know my gender, and the day before the Super Bowl I was getting NuvaRing ads. Bring back the birth control!

@Katxyz: I don't think it's as ignored as it seems. 15 years ago I would have been listening to Taylor Swift with my church buddies before we went to a True Love Waits rally. It's out there, but it's the people who eschew popular media and instead have their own private networks of media, music, and essentially…

Wait! I'm 28, engaged to a (wonderful) decidedly beta male, and never had ANY hookups with alpha males—sorry bros, I've always gone for the literate types. What have I done to all those frat boys at keggers who could have had a drunk groping night with me? I'm so ashamed...

I only watched the halftime show, but that was enough to hear the angry rundown on the ads from my football-loving queer sister. She's pretty liberal with what she stamps as misogyny, so I knew it had to be pretty bad. Yeeuch. (I did see the ad with Megan Fox and we both got pissed over that one, including the gay…

@DonnaPirana: My mom's cousin's husband is Mexican and neither of their kids, now in their late teens/early 20's, ever learned Spanish—their dad just didn't speak it at home, since his wife never learned it. Both of them now are regretting it a bit (the son is following into his dad's construction business, while the…

@Penny_Esq: We buy the bulk variety packs on Amazon. Not that exotic really, but the good Durex assortment comes with 3 vibrating cock rings and it's something like $20 for that and 48 condoms. (We hit on Durex preference after getting a larger variety pack of brands; favorite is probably Durex Love.)

@meritxell: an erotic life: I haven't bought a Mac in a while, but if you don't want to drop a huge amount and don't need a powerhouse computer, the Minis are still pretty good desktops and an easy switch-over computer. I am typing from a PC now, and they ARE better for some things, but if you're not doing…

@LaComtesse: I don't know these days, but in college I was getting Janeane Garofalo constantly. (I guess she's not in movies as much these days as she was 8 years ago.) One memorable Halloween, I was dressed up as Death from Sandman, and met up with friends late at a gay bar...the amount of "I know who you are for…

@ab33: It looks like Jez viewing of the night is Buffy, but I don't have the station it comes on. :( I guess I do have the box set DVD though, hmm...anyway, from your choices I'd call AB!

@fouxdufafa: Singy Giles is the best Giles!