And Record Rev' in Coventry. Those were some deep Cleveland cuts.

I know they've definitely mentioned his age before, and I haven't seen the first season since it aired, but I'd buy that Max was nine in the first season and thirteen now. Thirteen is high school freshman.

It may be time for me to finally admit that there's room in Ohio for two great marching bands.

I'm pretty decent at karaoke, but I love watching drunk people sing karaoke enthusiastically, whether or not they're any good.

I do have testicles! Don't you see my sweet early-90s goatee?

"Your Love" by the Outfield, mostly because nobody recognizes it until the chorus, then everybody recognizes it.

This was delightful, you cynical bastards.

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I'd guess it's the same reason the TV Networks spend so much time and money on pilots nobody sees — it's still really hard to predict what will be good and what will be bad at the outset. You have to make a bunch because you don't know which ones will turn out to be single-worthy.

This is highly unusual, but I'll allow it.

She either had a baby or she didn't have a baby. Got it.

My wife calls Modern Family "Dummy Show"! But we watch it anyway.

Is there an equivalent idiom to "Sometimes you have to call a spade a spade" that doesn't need to be followed up with "(but not in a racist way)"? Because I run into the same problem.

I am so hard right now you guys.

They can’t take it from me if they try
I lived through those early days

TUSK!

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Eh, I only saw the trailers in the month before the movie came out and I still got most if not all of the references. Happy family breakfast, gridlock traffic turns into hoard attack, zombies on the back the airplane, etc.

Nailed him!

To be fair, Marah Eakin posting comment-bate lines like he "objects to the success of the movie" when he did no such thing might have something to do with this.