Most dangerous places in the world, ranked:

Also: guy on elliptical talking back to Good Morning America hosts.

Also the guy sitting at the bar trying to show the bartender every video on YouTube with full volume

And people who don't turn off the fucking typewriter clicking on their iphones. They need to be deported.

Addendum: Dude in the gym locker room not only played his music through his phone speakers but SANG ALONG with it. This isn't The Voice. Fuck you.

On par with the guy that has headphones on but is rapping along with the song

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

I just laughed so hard at that my dog came into the room to investigate.

Ignorant question... what is white out sex?

Oh man, I don't have a story, but I've been waiting for this all morning!

I cannot love her more. Seriously, she is such a BAMF.

I understand Ruth, I get sleepy when I drink wine too.

and again. I just love her so much. this makes me love her even more.

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

BAHAHAHAHA! Fantastic. Yeah, I'd be thinking at least thrice before throwing an elbow at her US Majesty.

drinking game for SOTU next year?

I <3 her so much I want her to be my 2nd mom. Please?

The only things you should be drinking with pizza are beer or root beer.