My friend, you have a dog trapped in a cat's body.

Yeah, +1

Great Lakes Christmas Ale FTW.

PREACH

Midway is pretty sweet as far as public transportation goes. I don't see a train anywhere near LGA.

Chicagoan here. I imagine once you get away from Cook County, whiskey prices drop considerably.

Once you try Pequod's, you will understand.

This gets me every time.

So meta.

Did David Lynch direct this?

Did you go to Great Dane pub? Great spot.

/Browns fan

It's OK, Chinook. I get a hard-on looking at you, too.

Poor girl was so, so lost.

Lombard Street!

Honest question. How often do pro athletes get tested for drugs? Just curious about the circumstances under which they get caught with substances in their system. Are the tests random, or does there need to be a suspicion that they're using?

Well played, +1

Hell yeah, I was there. It was awesome. A Rhodesian Ridgeback in front of me was eating a helmet of Irish Fries. My dog, here, just wanted to sprint circles on the grass, or something.

Not even Adam Dunn could get a woof out of the bleachers.

I was at a Sox/Indians game the other night in Chicago, and my friend (Sox fan) and I (Tribe fan) both could recite the Indians' starting lineups from the '95 and '97 World Series. Now, I can barely keep track of the young guns. Thank God Sandy Alomar Jr. is a coach now - he's the one stronghold of those years who's…

I was at your book signing/reading thing in Lincoln Square, and you certainly looked flushed. But the whiskey and steins of Stiegl at the Brauhaus next door brought your color back. Also, I don't think that was Korean food that turned your shit red. It was probably the Portillo's from your previous trip, reignited.…