I sympathize. It takes my girlfriend and I, like, 25 minutes to watch the first round of a Tivo'd episode of Jeopardy because she's always yammering throughout the show, then we have to rewind every answer.

I have to agree. I think this is better than the original album. But then again, I prefer a steady house beat that threads all the tracks together, rather than the orchestral dramatic breakdowns of RAM, which are an unwelcome departure from the days of Discovery and Homework.

In most places, it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk. I don't understand why drivers think the sidewalk is some viable, reasonable alternative.

Bike salmon.

It's seasonal on the LFP, as you know. I try to commute through the fall and winter, and man, I practically have the path to myself.

Carmel, Indiana, begs to differ.

One of these in Chicago at North, Milwaukee and Damen, please.

So, that's technically still a pairing(?)

+1.

Holy shit, dude. That was great. More! More comments!

B. Dolla dolla bills, y'all.

I hope the Browns scouts are paying attention. With Hoyer out, Weeden desperately needs a backup. This guy might do the trick.

I wonder if these regional personalities correlate with Myers Briggs test results in some way.

Nor I. But seriously. This place. Click on "specialty sandwiches." Look at the ingredients.

Have you ever been to PJ's at Frambes and High? Where you can get a sub comprising all of the 50 foods listed above, plus a case of Natty Light for a deal?

Huckleberry twizzlers FTW.

Best Philly I ever had was prepared in a trailer sitting in a parking lot off I-90 in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

I hope you win a Pulitzer for that perfect assessment on Skyline Chili. I hope Cincinnati becomes part of Kentucky in my lifetime.

Why do these idiots keep videotaping things like this? It's like they're asking to be found guilty.

[Spits coffee onto screen.]