It's okay, man. I was at that Tribe/Blue Jays opener, too, and I time traveled from the 4th inning, to the Clevelander mid-conversation with a high school buddy, then teleported home and ended up in a similar position.

"Why? Your drinking? Is that why you lost your job? Insider trading?

Oh, they can: http://archive.org/web/web.php

-or-

Ditto.

Yeah, RE: China massage. WTF?

Long distance is the wrong distance.

Was that Drew Magary?

You're also breaking the law.

Chicagoan here. I got doored on Lincoln at Fullerton in 2011. Did my homework, and at that time the law had just changed. So, now, doorings are no different legally than if a car blew a stop sign and hit a cyclist. If a driver doors a cyclist and doesn't deal with the situation, it's no different than a hit and run.…

!!! Holy shit!

Michael Schwab does some nice ones, such as the Amtrak posters.

Don't these athletes have PR people that manage their Twitter accounts? Why all the atrocious grammar? Some of these are painful to read.

Haha, well played.

Oh, snap!

Exactly.

+1

At the trade pub where I'm an editor, we've had two staff turnovers in the last two years. About 60/40 women to men.

How do you expect the stores to stay open when people come in, try the product, then leave and buy it online?