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Ditto.

Yeah, RE: China massage. WTF?

Long distance is the wrong distance.

Was that Drew Magary?

You're also breaking the law.

Chicagoan here. I got doored on Lincoln at Fullerton in 2011. Did my homework, and at that time the law had just changed. So, now, doorings are no different legally than if a car blew a stop sign and hit a cyclist. If a driver doors a cyclist and doesn't deal with the situation, it's no different than a hit and run.…

!!! Holy shit!

Don't these athletes have PR people that manage their Twitter accounts? Why all the atrocious grammar? Some of these are painful to read.

Haha, well played.

Oh, snap!

Exactly.

+1

At the trade pub where I'm an editor, we've had two staff turnovers in the last two years. About 60/40 women to men.

How do you expect the stores to stay open when people come in, try the product, then leave and buy it online?

Way to support your brick and mortar store. Go try out a product it carries, knowingly lead the retail staff on (wasting their time), cajole them into acquiescing to your bullshit "Hm, I'll think about it" exit clause, then leave the sales floor and buy it online.

I remember one night when DadBoner first got going, my roommate and I drank, like, 43 High Lifes, and tried to find Paddy's bar at the country club that he supposedly patronized. We found something, and waited to see if DB posted that he was there, so we could call the bar. But we realized everything is written…

Doesn't Qdoba have breakfast burritos now?

You don't even need the Primanti sandwiches (which are fucking delicious, BTW) — Pittsburgh fans smell anyway.