Looking at that site, it appears to be an Onion knock off. Make of that what you will.

As I mentioned above, I’ve read that (American) cars built in the 60's had an expected/designed lifespan of about 5 years/50K miles.

Somewhere I read that the American cars built in the 60's weren’t meant to last longer than around 5 years. I couldn’t tell you where I read that, or if it’s true, but as time has shown, they’ve lasted much longer than that.

He may get off. IIRC, there was a guy in TX that killed a prostitute bc she was stealing from him, and got off due to TX’s loose use of force to protect property laws.

My ‘94 Ranger has a 5 digit.

Finally. A car in my county. In fact, I could be at that car in 20 min. I voted nice price for that sole reason. It’s nice to see something worth talking about other than abortion debates in kansas.