hard to muster even a tiny violin’s worth of sympathy for a guy who had 1.4 mil to burn on a video game character, for sure.

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

Because you want Rey to be a well-rounded, fully fleshed out character in order to be the New Face of Star Wars, but incompetence means wide swaths of wasted potential. 

I mean, it’s not as if Kirk was technically still a cadet and outranked by literally every officer on the ship. I’m sure people receive field commissions bumping them up five grades at once all the time.

It’s not an accident, it’s lazy story telling. See also: James T. Kirk suddenly the best possible choice for starship captain after all of 3 weeks on active duty.

It is time we start to shame people for driving horrible abominations like this. If you drive this, you should feel bad and like being the pointlessly planet destroying dickhead that you are. Fuck this huge blob of excess, fuck Mercedes for building it and fuck everybody driving one of those monstrosities.

Yeah, unfortunately the X7 sells well in my area.

That’s some Little Tikes Cozy Coupe lookin’ shit right there. No thanks.

Do I have to look at them? They are fucking hideous. But at least black won’t show the daily 10lbs of brake dust all that road hugging weight and 600+hp will generate as they try to reign in this flying pig.

Monoblocks on a big SUV?

This thing is fucking hideous.

The black version looks like somebody plasti-dipped a set of plastic wheel covers.

Looks heavy. Also ew. Nothing like a huge slab of aluminum to cover up those nice big rotors and brakes.

HaHAHAHAHAHA (in BMW)

Those wheels are the only thing good about it. The whole thing is totally out of proportion. But then again, lack of proportion is probably a feature on a GLS.

Forget the wheels. Look at the size of the grille.

Any statin will lower even the worst cholesterol to 165. He takes a 40 mg (max dose) every day. So without it his cholesterol is probably 240. His last heart scan came back at 133 points. Anything over 100 is heart disease. 

Probably.

Agreed. Plus, him dying would make him some kind of crazy, right-wing martyr for eternity.

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well