Didn’t Track and his whole family get involved in a brawl last year? At, like, a family friend’s birthday party?

errrm, listen Sarah, my father served in the same brigade as your dummy son and he didn’t come back and beat my mother. He didn’t beat his girlfriend because his sacrifices are unappreciated. Instead its likely, he did it because he and all the other Palin klan have entitlement issues.

I like your theory better. In early societies, it seems to make sense that raising them for their eggs was the most efficient allocation of resources. And the point that chickens and humans were sharing a similar diet and environment just sounds like old school husbandry where you toss the pigs and chickens into a…