i’m surprised tom brady’s son isn’t just a football with googly eyes pasted on.

this stuff has gone too far

I’m 4 inches shorter and about 5 pounds lighter and much much smaller than him.

Why did WWE have an easily-accessible grappling hook backstage?

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

nothing like a dick joke on a post about high school girls. Feel proud.

THE STATE OF THE ART (for clarification)

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

The team has stated he will not return. Philly, without a lot of depth at corner, will struggle to replace him.

That’s good.

I thought they shaved the silver lining off.

The silver lining is that grandma thinks “those fellas in Charlottesville were on to something.”

Fire, fury, and the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you ever saw.

I was in North America once and everyone older than 2 was obese.