Did you just make that up or...?

I agree.

Studies suggest that as you age, you subconsciously perceive time as moving slower in an effort to prolong your life.

The first thing I said when asked what I thought of the movie was, “Margot Robbie is fucking star.”  It never mattered whether she was speaking or not.  

Some days I read a piece here and I think to myself, “Self, you could do a better job than these talent-less hacks who write for Splinter.” Today is such a day.

Dude bites his trophies so I don’t believe you.

For the briefest of moments, Trump stopped the act and with it, the word salad. It was only 5 words or so when he said, “I can only say this: from what I know,” and then the word salad starts again.

I didn’t go to Disney World until 2010 at age 25. The very first thing I did was ride Tower of Terror. I knew what it was, but I didn’t know what it was. What a fantastic introduction to Disney magic. I had no idea that we were heading up until the doors opened and we were 130 feet in the air. My girlfriend was…

I make plenty of valid points, but there’s a problem. Mario Royale is a blatant derivative work. It uses characters, assets, layouts, and sounds, to create a new Mario game. If the developers weren’t making money from it somewhere, why did they use Mario? The fact that the game still exists in a non-violating manner…

Myst

Not necessarily true. Back when CoD was THE game everyone played (MW2-BO2), player counts were listed per playlist in-game. Domination and TDM were kings, while some modes (CTF comes to mind) always had low counts.

And 7 years later on Xbox One Two 360.

You’re not the first person I’ve seen refer to XII as being MMO-like.  I loved FFXI.  Would I like XII?

Thought I wanted it, but I guess I was wrong.

I’ve watched the first two seasons of Twin Peaks many times, but I’ve only watched The Return once, during its initial airing (minutes the absolutely amazing finale).  That’s by design.  I wanted to let it steep in my memory for a while.  Now that it’s been a couple of years, I think it’s time to do a full re-watch…

The first time I watched Mulholland Drive, I told a friend that it changed my life. I couldn’t say why, but it just did. That movie brought out every emotion within me at times when someone else may very well not feel anything at all.  Love it.

For The Walking Dead, read a summary of all you missed up until this most recent season and then give it a watch. It won’t be too much of an investment. It’ll remind you of why you liked the show in the first place.

I said before the season that there was zero chance that fans wouldn’t shit on this season. What has surprised me is the sudden shitting on previous seasons. I never heard any big complaints about previous seasons, but now season 4 was somehow when the show got bad.

Do yourself a favor... read a summary up to the most recent season of The Walking Dead and then re-start there. It feels fresh and actually good.

“Guns in Florida classrooms are nothing new. Last year... “