She lived in my building. One day in the elevator, she asked me to join her group for “empowering women”. She gave me the creeps. I said, No thanks. Dodged a. . .branding gun?

Two bowls of split plea soup to go eh.

Come on it has a certain level of bland but it’s much better looking than any Camry ever built. 

This looks a million times better than current chevy sedans...

shoulda brought the wagon.... its nice

This is exactly how I imagined a Connecticut prison would look. Which way are the tennis courts?

She'll spell her new address DANBVRY.

You realize taking the batteries out of a hybrid isn’t exactly easy, right? Not to mention the fact that cars that are in showrooms have fuel in them anyways.

#COTD

He took a bath at the trade-in

I see what you did there... but it’s a wash for me

Only if you’re holding a toaster.

Me thinks someone tried to use the turn signal switch.

Yeah... but uncontrolled lithium fire worse?

Can you blame him though? The dealer really soaked him.

If the i8 started dissolving in the water, would it become the solution?

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

BMW owner underwater on his car loan 

for when you absolutely, positively, have to catch Death before his next stop.

While driving through Texas on a job in 1998 I fell in love with the name of one of the callers, Anwen. They spent a few minutes ragging her but I decided my first daughter would be named that. Fast forward three years and we we have a little girl on the way.