soon...

“Here at our local furniture store, we carry several lovely items of magnolia construction: Check out our beautiful chairs, tables, shelves and even a satellite ready for a convenient backyard launching!”

“How stupid. Who ever heard of a wood satellite?!”

Well he can’t call the superfriends because they are gone ....

Yet another social platform. I can’t wait.

I’ve stopped feeling bad for people who still shop at Gamestop.  I also don’t understand those people.

They must have taken the idea from this project released 3 years ago:

Yes, by all means, let’s clamor for MORE moralistic hand-wringing from Kotaku and AV Club.

Children stuck in a house with Jared Leto and Tiffany Haddish does sound terrifying.

They’re fine, but they do not “steal the show.” That’s some weirdo virtue signaling on OP’s part.

This article is like the described knapsack, nothing in it.

you realize that would halt our civilization, we cannot run this country on renewable today its not there yet, each green tech except solar on roofs is harmful to the environment, windfarms in ocean is beaching whales at a alarming rate here in my state of jerrsey 33 whales beached since dec. all right after they…

Yes, let’s just put civilization on hold for a while. <eyeroll>

Holy shit, he just needs to put on some muscle.

I love me some Samara Weaving. She deserves a big blockbuster role.

“but there’s no real-world measurable consequence to the corporation for my actions alone”

because there’s no way to prove the tool is being used for piracy just because it *can* be used for piracy.

What a ridiculously entitled outlook you have

Yeah, I mean they paint him as...exactly the guy he is on air. 

Of course Disney’s going to think the rules don’t apply to it. And it’ll keep buying companies until that’s actually true.