When the fries cost nearly as much as the burger I stopped buying.  

Meh, Miyomoto’s script would read:

words...fail me...

This trailer had like 15 THE THING references :D

Often I wondered: where are the dedicated Funko fans that must exist for this enterprise to be so enduring? Then earlier this year at a store I saw a couple walk up to this wall of them and get so excited and start going through them intently.

SO LONG GARY BOWSER

Live look at the legal battle between Nintendo and Bowser

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

As someone who sees shitloads of confidential information daily, I don’t know how he’s going to get any job with any private data that he might see because no job is going to go, “Well we understand, you made a poor choice, here’s another chance.”

Why are we jumping to Moana already? Feels so recent to be getting a remake. These are all terrible but you’d think they’d at least tap Frozen first.

I hope Kinja didnt make this the size of a monitor...

I came here looking for what used to be The Root; instead I found Bossip. This is absolutely awful. It’s not even the most interesting thing that could’ve been said about Blac Chyna/Jordan Woods, especially in light of her re-re arranging her face and renouncing plastic surgery--after she made a lotta money portraying…

I like Sanderson’s books, they’re definitely popular because they’re accessible and competently delivered as opposed to dazzling the reader with prose but there’s no shame in being the MCU of fantasy books.

How does KotOR get a pass because “Sony partially funded it” but Redfall doesn’t when Microsoft *wholly* funds it?

Who pays full price for Dominos anyway?

I like this title better:

Ubisoft Ghost writer?

They thought long and hard about their response. Such upstanding folk.

An article about correcting mistakes on a site that rarely corrects its own mistakes. I’m going back to bed.

Might want to look at the fine print on some of the off-brand food products. Who knows where they come from.