#ItsFunToPlayPretend

Sorry, when I meant public, I meant televised, live streamed to the masses, not just to whoever shows up the day of, unless we also have decades of data showing that that doesn’t work either.

I dunno about that. I say firing squad on national television to deter this kind of behavior because today the next mass murderer only sees his name all over the news and thinks to himself that could be me and I’ve got nothing else to live for.

Well I’m not sure he was armed when he was arrested. He left the rifle on top of a roof at the scene of the crime and was later captured hours ago.

One officer tried to save her life and you still gotta get on him.

I have one of those that have AM and PM. All the labels have worn off though and now I don’t know who I am.

So how much does this reduce the ensuing blood bath coming this November? I don’t see it moving the needed much kinda like the increasing price of gasoline on the needle of my fuel gauge.

Minnows are a cheap alternative, but you didn’t hear it from me.

You can always find a random stream with minnows or so I’ve heard from a friend.

Vasectomies, sex strikes, abstinence, hook up culture being canceled. With the end of Roe, people are acting a bit more responsible when they don’t have abortion to rely on as a form of birth control. Go figure.

I’ve had my Ryobi for 7 years. I think a few years ago, the battery stopped working so they sent me a new one. It was a definitely a smart investment.

Amen!

Racist don’t adopt black kids.  Full stop. 

If you saved up $10 a year for the past 5+ years you should have no real complaints.

It’s funny how people are still so concerned to using the correct pronouns for this this filth. “Dude may be a monster, but don’t you dare misgender him!”

This is what happens when it’s made a nation holiday.

Who runs the world? Crybabies!
Who runs the world? Crybabies!
Who runs the world? Crybabies!
Who runs the world? Crybabies!

Couldn’t they just call you and do the same thing? This is why we can’t have nice things.

That’s what friends are for ;)

Sunscreen, duh. Wait, that only works if it’s made with human skin.