Telling you, the vegan chicken is BETTER than the chicken, IMO...

BTB is THE FUCKING SHIT. Not only does it seem to taste better than nice carton stocks, but you can customize the intensity of the stock, it is virtually imperishable (so no rush to use that unopened carton of stock), and you can make a combo beef-chicken base without having to open TWO cartons of broth.

I would have reservations about this lady driving any vehicle.

She did it! I almost cheered at my desk lol

Fox News tried to do one at the height of Jon Stewart’s popularity, and it sank like a lead balloon, even while preaching to the converted

Ever wonder why there is no conservative daily show or Colbert reports? It’s because they aren’t funny and like you said it’s like watching an alien culture. Comedy usually comes from half truths and recent conservatism isn’t known for well.. any truth, mostly just oppressive lies.

How is that when people get caught doing stuff like this (as rarely as it happens) they only ever end up with a slap on the wrist and getting fired. Seriously: how is it not an actual crime to knowingly swindle the federal government in this way? Why does a dude selling dope have to face getting locked up but Ajit…

 I call people like that “ladder-pullers”. They make space for themselves by grabbing out to any hand or leg up offered to them, and then they forget about the help they got and figure everybody who looks like them or is from the same place they’re from and is similarly disadvantaged the way they used to be who comes…

He has seen a boob in person.

I wanna punch this guy in the face, break his nose, and drink his blood. He gives all of us Indians a bad name.

That’s because the jokes aren’t inspired by the need to communicate and connect, like those of actual good comedians. They’re inspired by the need to troll their imagined enemies.

Just a reminder that Pai has a financial conflict that legally prohibits him from even serving on the FCC (Source here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KeepOurNetFree/comments/7jdsev/ajit_pai_has_personal_financial_interests_in/)

Fuck this criminal, I hope he dies in a fire.

It’s always interesting to watch conservatives attempt humor. The references are almost always hilariously out of date, the attempts at self-deprecation are usually painfully forced, and it comes across like they decided to improv the first take and then felt it was comedy gold that couldn’t be topped. It’s like…

The people, by a margin of 3 million, voted for Clinton.

Just a heads up people: Jorni is a troll who started a new account so you can’t see their history.

Here’s a comment from their old account about August Ames suicide:

The decision is the “will of the American people.”

Say what you will about either of them, but neither of them shied away and slurred their words like mother fucking Orange Popsicle.

As someone who lived with IBD for 27 years and now with a complete surgically rebuilt #2 processing system, I can assure you that 10 years’ solitary confinement is not punishment enough for this evil person.

put this guy on the no flight list.

I can’t think of many reasons to throw someone out at altitude. This makes the cut though.