Great animation? Check. The Theme Music? Check. Cars that anyone and everyone from Jalopnik would drool over? Check, check, check!

Here’s a movie about Snake:

I’m gonna make a comic now called Gentleman Planet in which men are sent to the planet Friend Zone even though they’re so nice and respectful to women who just keep wanting to date jerks. The main antagonist is a female A.I. who perpetrates the mass incarceration of nice guys and wants to continue to take power away…

I can just imagine him sneaking out of the heavily armed murder camp that is konami headquarters to do this. Most likely in a cardboard box.

I hope this ‘experiment’ fails.

AND ANOTHER THING

Its the whole Banner Saga- Candy Crush thing all over again.

?

I thought this was happening

I had to see what this would look like, lol

I activate my trap card...

I don’t care how bad this is, I just came here to say:

They ordered to go.