Whenever I catch a blackhead I'm secretly pleased, because I know that lil bastard is MINE! I cannot even fathom leaving one for 25 years

I had a boyfriend for a number of years who had a whole bunch of large blackheads (1/2" diameter) on his chest. For years, I never said anything about them out of politeness, but secretly wondered how he resisted trying to extract them as there's nothing more satisfying to me than pushing trapped gunk out of my pores.…

My biggest feeling is envy that I am not the one digging it out of the skin.
I'm so weird.

I legit have a fake account for Jessica Fletcher, the writer for Murder, She Wrote. It started out just being a joke for a few friends where I got to joke about how much sex she actually gets on the show but she got an insane amount of followers.

I feel like the "Ginger Prince" needs a sidekick or a posse. Something along the lines of "Nutmeg Manservant" or "Coriander Gofer."

First of all, Enrico Whats His Name was phenomenal casting for Gianni. I did a doubletake because I thought it was the real thing. Also, Raquel Welch looks amazing and of course, Gina Gershon killed it as Donatella. That being said, the runway shows were laughable. The "models" were straight of central casting, the…

Guilty as charged. In the past I've pitched my voice lower upon greeting unattached women. Not even in a situation where I'm interested in dating them. Must be a defensive mechanism.

It's still blood, just that ads tend to censor "excessive amounts" of blood by changing the colour black.

This made me like Madonna. Go her!

Now Modern Family needs to write in a Charo spoof or cameo.

Well, shit. They shoulda just made a live-action movie based on the "Gargoyles" cartoon.

That nothing was supernatural was... the whole point.

Lucifer and God are clearly in on it together in an epic good-cop bad-cop extortion/long con.

Thaddeus Venture had a head start and was heir to his father's company to be successful in fame and fortune under the Venture name and history but it was his tumor birthed twin brother Jonas who became the success in very little time.

Head and shoulders over the original.

Meh. This guy would kick all their asses.

"Occasionally an octopus takes a dislike to someone. One of Athena’s predecessors at the aquarium, Truman, felt this way about a female volunteer. Using his funnel, the siphon near the side of the head used to jet through the sea, Truman would shoot a soaking stream of salt water at this young woman whenever he got a…

A famous oddity: