I feel like the "Ginger Prince" needs a sidekick or a posse. Something along the lines of "Nutmeg Manservant" or "Coriander Gofer."

First of all, Enrico Whats His Name was phenomenal casting for Gianni. I did a doubletake because I thought it was the real thing. Also, Raquel Welch looks amazing and of course, Gina Gershon killed it as Donatella. That being said, the runway shows were laughable. The "models" were straight of central casting, the…

Guilty as charged. In the past I've pitched my voice lower upon greeting unattached women. Not even in a situation where I'm interested in dating them. Must be a defensive mechanism.

This made me like Madonna. Go her!

Now Modern Family needs to write in a Charo spoof or cameo.

A famous oddity:

Sort of related, I had a kid that worked for me in the navy who is mixed raced. He had the uncanny and rather unlucky problem of wherever we pulled in, the locals thought he was of the ethnic group they hated.

True story: once I had amnesia. The doctors finally got me to understand / remember that I had amnesia, and I joked, "Well, if TV has taught me anything, it's that another bonk on the head will cure me!" I couldn't remember that I had already made that joke, and I made it over and over again. For days. It wasn't even…

I am so tired of people hating everything that's pink. No, little girls don't have to like pink. Yes, lots of little girls do anyway. This is not the first or only astronaut Barbie doll. You really want your Barbie's spacesuit to not be pink? Here, dress her up in this blue spacesuit from the same collection. Or…

Anna, I love that Chris Gaines album. It gets regular play in this house hold.

Fuck people who believe in ghosts. I work at a historic house museum, and I can't count the number of times I've been giving a tour to a really lovely, curious group of people who will be asking really thoughtful questions and having an interesting discussion when some clown pipes up "Hey did someone DIE here? Is it…