Anyone who was introduced to programming in college knows Pascal syntax is ugly.

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

“Paladins are the WORST.”
There’s a reason they are AWFUL GOOD.

“the gamemaster’s PC and Leia proceed to have a 15-20 minute conversation about how Leia was always secretly in love with him”

That’s hilarious, and really a perfect newbie kind of play. The best DMs are able to make a situation work, even in the face of unexpected actions.

I only played once, in college. I was so excited I bought my own dice and everything. Agonized over my character sheet for like a week. The DM let me go first, since I was a newb. We were in a cave after some rocks fell, closing us in. I guess he expected us to dig down or find another exit, but I confidently said…

I follow Chris’s reviews because he is incredibly valuable to me - I almost never agree with him. I wish people would understand that a reviewer with different tastes than you isn’t “wrong” - they’re just as necessary to identify as reviewers who share your taste to a T.

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OMG are you Af Am History Fail?

I work at a tourist trap in Houston (it’s all about spaaace!) and while it’s essentially a museum, people treat it as if it’s DisneyWorld and they should be treated like fucking royalty. So when there is a 2 hour wait for a tour and parents ask me why and I explain the whole concept of a large amount of people wanting…

This image deserves a fucking Pulitzer.

Tell me about it. This Dave Margery is just the worse, isn’t he? Your writing sucks, Charlie!

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I worked stadium events for the national guard while doing some physical therapy stuff. I am NOT a Ravens fan, but every Sunday, in uniform, I drove a fancy ass hummer (18 or so speakers, a fancy paint job, and some weird lighting syst) and parked in their main tailgating lot. You know, the one the cops cleared the…

A guy who “hates” the Ravens sure did spend a whole lot of time writing, thinking, and listening to people about them. Sounds a little like a jealous ex-girlfriend. I can understand, Joe is some kinda hot now- he’s got the hair going and the MVP swagger. Whatever. Talk trash about the Ravens. Go ahead. We’ll see you…

+1 or -1 star.

Ray Lewis makes Emmitt Smith sound like Churchill.

When I worked at Peet’s, we would regularly enter bitchy customers’ names as “Pamela BGD,” meaning “Pamela, bitch gets decaf.”