I am very into emeralds visually but green does not suit my coloring, while blue makes me look alight with the glow of fairies.

Diamonds aren’t even that rare, yo! All you plebes with your diamonds need to take a seat and bow to the superiority of the sapphire.

We were pissed, but my husband travels so much he knows there is no point in taking it out on the poor steward, although he did point out that there is no way that having half a seat could be safe in any way, like his head was basically on my head rest because of the curve of the plane.

Though I have never actually enjoyed any flight I’ve ever been on, I only have two experiences worth noting.

Also my fav way to fly is B. Spears, Ativan and Mimosas <3

I have had so many terrible plane rides, but one of my favourites was a Air Transat flight where my husband only had half a seat - they had cut a seat in half to get it to fit on the plane.

I have been in O’Hare, LGA and Bush International Airport in the last 10 days and I can tell you, people are terrible. I was travelling with my best friend who is currently dying of breast cancer (no hair eyebrows, looks like a sexy lady skeletor) and the TSA guy made my best friend pull out her laxative out of her…

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

Oh absolutely. But we can’t leap to these conclusions about the wife, either. Her libido may have died for reasons that don’t have anything to do with him. Maybe their chemistry together just stopped working. We have no idea what their story is.

Can you do a similar piece with a woman on A.M? The only similar-ish story I found on here was about a woman who actually had an arrangement with her husband who had medical issues. I’d like to see if the responses are similar from the commentariat.

“What were you trying to put it in, her purse?” - Rachel Greene on Friends

For the mild bit that it’s worth, Pinkham, most Starbucks locations aren’t franchised. They’re owned by the core company, which allows for several benefits like baristas being able to cover work shifts at other Starbucks locations with minimal fuss.

So what you’re saying is, he won’t be strike-slipping your San Andreas Fault?

I just laughed really loud and it is now obvious to my boyfriend that my “I’m working” front is a ruse. Thanks.

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

So why is the childless couple slightly sad? Did they wistfully stare at babies and children? Did they regale the employee with their tales of fruitless IVF? Is everyone who doesn’t have kids automatically pathetic? I must know.

“Lady, suck a lemon and unpucker your mouth.”

“why the fuck would I have to pay for ketchup? What is this Commie shit?””