oh good lord that's just glorious. Thank you again $kay!

You will never go wrong betting on the bad taste of the population at large.

Time for a bigger beer fridge! Problem solved.

No beer fridge for you? I'm so sorry. But I do loves me some SA Oktoberfest.

me too... heh heh

Not sure if these have been mentioned yet but:

Don't forget the stripper pole!

Agreed. That's how we always did it growing up. Hate 'em or love 'em, you gotta respect the Suburban....

Agreed. Mom bought one brand new in 1986 and drove it for 14 years till I bought it and drove it another 6 till it threw a rod and that was that. Always do keep an eye out for a clean one...problem is if I find it, gotta figure out how to convince the wife I need it.

I've only lived in Houston for 2 years yet I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. Kills me every time.

To this end, I prefer the term WOTT.

A reluctant CP at that price. My father had an '84 BiTurbo in the late '80's and it was a terrible car. Gorgeous, fast, sexy as hell but it was in the shop BiWeekly. Overheating, headliner coming apart, seat stitching unraveling...the list went on and on. But when it did run, it was a 17 year old's pussy wagon all…

+1. Rally X is my vote too! My dad bought one from an arcade that was going out of business so I played for free for hours on end...

Rally X FTW!! Not so much a driving game but loved the smoke screens and the ability to do a 360 in place. Doesn't hurt that we had a stand up at the house so we'd play for hours for free.

This is just up the road from my house...and my friend is a volunteer firefighter....hmm mm. Think I may go take a look for shits and grins!

R3: Hey hey! Neal is a friend of mine and I read this the other day when it originally posted. I thought it was a pretty decent review (excluding any bias I may have). Thumbs up to the non-auto journalist journalist!

Missed one for Ford....always liked Flipped Over Reservation Decoration myself.